Category: Joke Board
DEAR DIARY: DAY ONE
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest
dresses and makeup.
Really excited.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and
dolphins.
Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
In the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding
and hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very
attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
Won $80 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to
have dinner with him in his own cabin.
Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and
champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined.
Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
Pool again today, got sunburned, went inside to
drink at piano bar for rest of day.
Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his
cabin for the night.
Again I declined.
He told me if I didn't let him have his way with
me he would sink the ship.
I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.
<lol>
That was very generous of her. LOL